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In an unexpected turn of events, a recent survey has raised eyebrows among sports fans and health enthusiasts alike, suggesting that Chicago Bears fans might be unknowingly “stealing” calories while watching the Super Bowl. The findings, released this week, claim that over 40% of Bears fans surveyed admitted to consuming large quantities of snacks and junk food during the big game, and many did so while barely noticing the impact on their waistlines.

According to the survey conducted by the Health and Fitness Institute of America (HFIA), 1 in 5 Bears fans confessed to indulging in calorie-laden foods during the Super Bowl, often while engaging in intense moments of game-watching excitement or “social eating” with friends. Some participants went so far as to describe the experience as “mindlessly snacking” in the midst of the high-energy atmosphere.

The study’s results sparked a bit of controversy when it revealed that some Chicago Bears fans had consumed upwards of 2,000 calories during the event, a feat many attributed to a combination of stress eating (due to the Bears’ recent struggles), peer pressure, and the availability of party platters stacked high with chips, dip, wings, and pizza.

The concept of “calorie theft” was introduced by Dr. Linda Hayes, a prominent nutritionist and the study’s lead researcher, who explained that it refers to the subconscious act of consuming excess calories without even realizing it. “It’s a phenomenon where people are eating simply because the food is in front of them, often driven by the atmosphere of the Super Bowl party,” Dr. Hayes stated. “While enjoying the game, many fans may not be paying attention to portion sizes or calorie counts, leading to an unintended overload.”

The study also drew attention to the emotional factors at play, with Bears fans citing the perennial disappointment of their team’s performance as a contributing factor to their overeating habits. “I just can’t help it,” said one fan, who asked to remain anonymous. “Every year I tell myself I’m going to keep it healthy, but after the Bears fall short of the Super Bowl again, I end up reaching for the chips. It’s like a coping mechanism.”

Nutritionists and health experts have weighed in on the findings, offering advice to Bears fans (and all Super Bowl watchers) on how to avoid the pitfalls of overindulgence. Suggestions include setting aside healthier snack options, pre-portioning servings, and being mindful of emotional eating triggers during the game.

While the idea of “stealing” calories may seem lighthearted, the survey’s findings serve as a reminder for fans everywhere to balance the enjoyment of the Super Bowl with mindful eating habits—especially when it comes to the ever-present temptation of Super Bowl snacks.